What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!
Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit.
Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit.
How is the elevator business? Oh, it has its up and downs…
How is the elevator business? Oh, it has its up and downs…
How do you get a blonde on your roof? Tell her drinks are on the house.
How do you get a blonde on your roof? Tell her drinks are on the house.
I’m trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine… But I need a line to finish it.
I’m trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine… But I need a line to finish it.
Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!
Redneck Divorce (Oh Boy) How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida? Either way you lose the trailer!
I used to speak in Fleetwood Mac quotes, but I stopped… …and I’m never going back again.
I used to speak in Fleetwood Mac quotes, but I stopped… …and I’m never going back again.
My girl’s father said “YOU TOOK MY DAUGHTER’S VIRGINITY”! I replied, “Sorry. Won’t happen again!”
My girl’s father said “YOU TOOK MY DAUGHTER’S VIRGINITY”! I replied, “Sorry. Won’t happen again!”
What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can’t get hard right now. I just got laid.
What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can’t get hard right now. I just got laid.
How are all these African-American’s able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore? Wait… nevermind
How are all these African-American’s able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore? Wait… nevermind