How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? “Konnichihuahua”
What is the only thing on earth that goes “ha ha” on a Monday? A bit late, but…. A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
What is the only thing on earth that goes “ha ha” on a Monday? A bit late, but…. A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.
My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time.
There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can’t
There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can’t
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can’t put it down.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can’t put it down.
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop him a line.
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop him a line.
Don’t ask me for directions I got lost on an elevator once.
Don’t ask me for directions I got lost on an elevator once.
Medical science still doesn’t have a cure for premature ejaculation, but researchers say it’s coming quickly.
Medical science still doesn’t have a cure for premature ejaculation, but researchers say it’s coming quickly.
Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction.
Is your lizard not working? You may have a reptile dysfunction.
I would tell you a FedEx joke… but you’d probably wouldn’t receive it until a week or so.
I would tell you a FedEx joke… but you’d probably wouldn’t receive it until a week or so.