Category: Gorilla jokes

[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] “YOU DON’T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!”

You all hate smokers until you need to light a birthday cake…

A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 People were arrested.

What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans.

Why does it suck to be an egg? You have to share a room with 11 guys. And it takes you 4 minute to get hard and 2 minute to get soft. The worst part? The only woman that sits on your face is your mom.

“Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House… …why not; it wouldn’t be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home” -Snoop Dogg

Santa: its snowing Christmas is canceled Put everything in the garbage Elves: no! Rudolph: what if I told you I had a very small red light

oh, youvve read a few academic papers on the matter? cute. i have read over 100000 posts.

When I leave a plane, I tighten the belts before I leave so that whoever sits there next will think “wow, whoever sat here was very thin”.

[kicks in your door to apologize to you]