“How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave at cars,” I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead
What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind
What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind
Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair
Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair
Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes.
Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes.
I just told the girl I’ve been seeing for 2 years how I’ve felt about her. she’s a bitch
I just told the girl I’ve been seeing for 2 years how I’ve felt about her. she’s a bitch
Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance.
Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That’s like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!
19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That’s like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!
Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage
Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage
So a polar bear walks into a bar… and says, “I’ll have a gin…..and tonic” The bartender says, “What’s with the big pause?” And the polar bear says, “Oh, I’ve always had them.”
So a polar bear walks into a bar… and says, “I’ll have a gin…..and tonic” The bartender says, “What’s with the big pause?” And the polar bear says, “Oh, I’ve always had them.”