Scientists find new way to measure pregnancy Placentage
So a polar bear walks into a bar… and says, “I’ll have a gin…..and tonic” The bartender says, “What’s with the big pause?” And the polar bear says, “Oh, I’ve always had them.”
So a polar bear walks into a bar… and says, “I’ll have a gin…..and tonic” The bartender says, “What’s with the big pause?” And the polar bear says, “Oh, I’ve always had them.”
5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That’s a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
5yo: Why is he crying? Me: That’s a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much? Because of May weather.
Why does Manny Pacquiao hate Spring so much? Because of May weather.
Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!
Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!
Q: I’m hungry. A: Nice to meet you, Hungry!
Q: I’m hungry. A: Nice to meet you, Hungry!
How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly
How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly
[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don’t want to ruin our friendship.
[Arouses Suspicion] Suspicion: I don’t want to ruin our friendship.
I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches… less 10%.
I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches… less 10%.
I’m writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don’t buy it.
I’m writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don’t buy it.