Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of it’s Uncles were Aunts(Ants)
People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who’s there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It’s taking too long for you to de Sade to open up
Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who’s there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It’s taking too long for you to de Sade to open up
what’s the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? …I have a boner.
what’s the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? …I have a boner.
No one ever smells their finger because it smells good.
No one ever smells their finger because it smells good.
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “That’s how I want you to do it.”
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “That’s how I want you to do it.”
Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses. Conan O’Brien’s payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?
Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses. Conan O’Brien’s payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E
What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E
A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$… Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!
A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$… Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!