People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who’s there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It’s taking too long for you to de Sade to open up
Vagina Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock Who’s there? Marquis de Sade Marquis de Sade who? It’s taking too long for you to de Sade to open up
what’s the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? …I have a boner.
what’s the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? …I have a boner.
No one ever smells their finger because it smells good.
No one ever smells their finger because it smells good.
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “That’s how I want you to do it.”
The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “That’s how I want you to do it.”
Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses. Conan O’Brien’s payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?
Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses. Conan O’Brien’s payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E
What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E
What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives? 25 years in prison
What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives? 25 years in prison
Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line
Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line