The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “That’s how I want you to do it.”
Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses. Conan O’Brien’s payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?
Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses. Conan O’Brien’s payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
How do you know a Brigham Young student’s been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E
What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E
A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$… Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!
A little Jewish boy asks his Jewish father for 40$… Father: 30$! what do you need 20$ for?!
Explaining KARMA! It’s when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!
Explaining KARMA! It’s when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!
I don’t think it’s very professional for my psychologist to say “holy shit!” twice during my hour.
I don’t think it’s very professional for my psychologist to say “holy shit!” twice during my hour.
Siri, are you a funny reference any more?
Siri, are you a funny reference any more?
I don’t like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness
I don’t like nosey peppers they get Jalapeno buisness
Why does ISIS call camels “Ships of the Desert”? Because they are full of ISIS seamen.
Why does ISIS call camels “Ships of the Desert”? Because they are full of ISIS seamen.