People who clap when the plane lands don’t aim particularly high do they?
what’s black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet.
what’s black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet.
If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven’t met enough people.
If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven’t met enough people.
What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)
What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Why would I want to quit smoking? Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer?
Why would I want to quit smoking? Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer?
A joke about the mods [removed]
A joke about the mods [removed]
My sex life is like Antares rocket. – It takes huge amount of help to make it happen – It’s really expensive – It ends with “It’s ok honey, it can happen to anyone”
My sex life is like Antares rocket. – It takes huge amount of help to make it happen – It’s really expensive – It ends with “It’s ok honey, it can happen to anyone”
I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven’t heard from them since. Best decision ever
I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven’t heard from them since. Best decision ever
If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I’ll probably pick December, January and July.
If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I’ll probably pick December, January and July.