The AutoZone guy said my battery was out of juice but he didn’t say which kind so I’m going with kiwi strawberry.
I like making babies… Unsuccessfully, of course.
I like making babies… Unsuccessfully, of course.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Doctor: I’ll be with you in a minute.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Doctor: I’ll be with you in a minute.
What’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber.
What’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber.
Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress.
Marriage has taught me that communication is key. I talk to my therapist & she talks to hers. Its not perfect, but its progress.
What do you call an amputee that can’t answer riddles? Stumped
What do you call an amputee that can’t answer riddles? Stumped
To punish me, my 2yr old shuts herself in her room. She can shut, but not open, doors. She ends up trapped in a self-imposed timeout. #irony
To punish me, my 2yr old shuts herself in her room. She can shut, but not open, doors. She ends up trapped in a self-imposed timeout. #irony
At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people.
At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people.
How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum.
How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum.
My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer.
My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer.