Get your shit together, people at McDonald’s drive thru who sit there all confused like the menu hasn’t been the same for the last 50 years
Husband comes home with a duck under his arm. “Look. This is the pig I’ve been fucking.” The wife says, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck.” The husband says, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
Husband comes home with a duck under his arm. “Look. This is the pig I’ve been fucking.” The wife says, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck.” The husband says, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
1. Secretly take a bunch of pictures of someone you see everyday but barely know 2. Friend request them on FB 3. Tag them in 238 photos
1. Secretly take a bunch of pictures of someone you see everyday but barely know 2. Friend request them on FB 3. Tag them in 238 photos
Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space.
Nothing makes me turn off my car and start leisurely tweeting faster than someone honking at me to pull out of a parking space.
What do you call a mexican midget? A speck.
What do you call a mexican midget? A speck.
Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs? So they dont forget it.
Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs? So they dont forget it.
How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? #nophiltrum
How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram? #nophiltrum
My grades are getting better Sike, that’s the wrong subreddit
My grades are getting better Sike, that’s the wrong subreddit
A guy in New York is selling the world’s largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn’t really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce.
A guy in New York is selling the world’s largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn’t really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce.
british people say “maths” instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math
british people say “maths” instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math