I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles.
Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It’s a mix of two swear words; “SHIIIT” and “FAAARK”
Do you know how they came up with the name for a shark? It’s a mix of two swear words; “SHIIIT” and “FAAARK”
What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday.
What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday.
“We will, we will paper you!” – Band that’s more awesome than Queen
“We will, we will paper you!” – Band that’s more awesome than Queen
To punish me, my 2yr old shuts herself in her room. She can shut, but not open, doors. She ends up trapped in a self-imposed timeout. #irony
To punish me, my 2yr old shuts herself in her room. She can shut, but not open, doors. She ends up trapped in a self-imposed timeout. #irony
At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people.
At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people.
How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum.
How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum.
My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer.
My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer.
I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman.
I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman.
Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that “Caitlyn Jenner” was not a valid answer.
Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that “Caitlyn Jenner” was not a valid answer.