This ad says: “3 out of 5 smokers die” Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
I’ve been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys.
I’ve been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys.
Waiter there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Waiter there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap
Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap
Why didn’t Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball
Why didn’t Cinderella makes the Soccer Team? She kept running away from the ball
My mum must be such a bitch. Just found out she left us before I was born.
My mum must be such a bitch. Just found out she left us before I was born.
My phone knows the word “giveth” but not the word “fuck.” Perfectly useful for speaking to knights but not for describing what they did.
My phone knows the word “giveth” but not the word “fuck.” Perfectly useful for speaking to knights but not for describing what they did.
How do you tell if you’re at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap
How do you tell if you’re at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like crap
Want to hear a bird joke? Oops i forgot it. *Hawkward*.
Want to hear a bird joke? Oops i forgot it. *Hawkward*.
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant Me: You gotta be joking! Her: No, I’m serious! Me: Hi, Serious! I’m dad.
My girlfriend told me she was pregnant Me: You gotta be joking! Her: No, I’m serious! Me: Hi, Serious! I’m dad.