Women are like cars… Only the broken ones stick around.
Why did Simba’s father die? He couldn’t Move Fasa
Why did Simba’s father die? He couldn’t Move Fasa
I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It’s a win win situation, either she’s still alive or my inheritance just came in.
I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It’s a win win situation, either she’s still alive or my inheritance just came in.
How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus.
How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus.
The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk
The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk
I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off.
I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off.
I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they’ll let you in any part of the hospital you want.
I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they’ll let you in any part of the hospital you want.
elephants are scared of mice they’re like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]
elephants are scared of mice they’re like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]
NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i’ll ask my mom
NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i’ll ask my mom
Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave.
Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave.