What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don’t take any Joaquins
The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3.
The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3.
What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!
What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!
Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side.
Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side.
A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages.
A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages.
I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable.
I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable.
As a kid I was forced to walk the plank… We couldn’t afford a dog
As a kid I was forced to walk the plank… We couldn’t afford a dog
What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax.
What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax.
My 6yo’s homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!
My 6yo’s homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!
[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube – You Can Do It} Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa – Push It}
[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube – You Can Do It} Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa – Push It}