Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights? The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
tomorrow is national microphone day… check 12/12/12
tomorrow is national microphone day… check 12/12/12
Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected. No one seems to care.
Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected. No one seems to care.
If you factor in “supply and demand”… she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D.
If you factor in “supply and demand”… she DOES NOT want the D. There is so much D trying to go around, not even the alphabet wants the D.
My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games… …It’s a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.
My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games… …It’s a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4.
Now that I’m almost 30, there is nothing more sexy to me, than a girl who is fully covered… …By her health insurance provider.
Now that I’m almost 30, there is nothing more sexy to me, than a girl who is fully covered… …By her health insurance provider.
What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles… “Dick” in A minor
Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles… “Dick” in A minor
Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will “change contestants lives FOREVER”…and it’s a brain swap with a cow.
Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will “change contestants lives FOREVER”…and it’s a brain swap with a cow.
Investment I still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment
Investment I still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment