i’m a functioning alcoholic which means i like alcohol roughly as much as i like functioning.
Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings……. A walk
Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world What do you call a fly with no wings……. A walk
Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn’t charged.
Did you hear about the neutron that robbed the bank? It wasn’t charged.
Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken.
Whats the difference between being kinky and perverted. When your kinky you mess with the feathers, but when your perverted you mess with the whole chicken.
How to avoid clickbait
How to avoid clickbait
Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes.
Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes.
California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink.
California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink.
A guy wakes up in the middle of the night. Goes to the toilet to take a piss, looks down and says: -You see, I get up when you need it.
A guy wakes up in the middle of the night. Goes to the toilet to take a piss, looks down and says: -You see, I get up when you need it.
What is Kanye West’s least favorite holiday? Easter
What is Kanye West’s least favorite holiday? Easter
Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today? Abraham Lincoln.
Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today? Abraham Lincoln.