I wish my kid had a “BAD MOTHERFUCKER” tattoo so that when asked which one was mine I could say “THE ONE THAT SAYS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ON IT!”
There are two types of friends: Those that keep your car clean And Julian FUCKING JULIAN
There are two types of friends: Those that keep your car clean And Julian FUCKING JULIAN
Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s
Do you like any sports? No, but i like ~~the iphone~~ 10s
What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave? Whoops, wrong sub
What did the dominatrix say after she spanked the wrong slave? Whoops, wrong sub
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? “What kind of answer did you have in mind?” Two one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? “What kind of answer did you have in mind?” Two one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.
Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
This ad says: “3 out of 5 smokers die” Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
This ad says: “3 out of 5 smokers die” Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
I’ve been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys.
I’ve been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys.
Waiter there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Waiter there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap
Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap