One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us… Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups..
Wife: How’s the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor’s cat..
Wife: How’s the baby? Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours? Me: Socks is the neighbor’s cat..
Being gay is a choice… like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq
Being gay is a choice… like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq
A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery.
A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery.
(warning racist and horrible humor, NSFW) How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling
(warning racist and horrible humor, NSFW) How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling
Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines.
Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines.
Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: “I am exhausted man, let’s walk for a bit.” P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes – Azerbaijan
Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: “I am exhausted man, let’s walk for a bit.” P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes – Azerbaijan
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
If Gillette made toilet paper, we’d be up to 4 or 5 plys by now.
If Gillette made toilet paper, we’d be up to 4 or 5 plys by now.
I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house.
I Feel Really Safe There are police helicopter circling my house.