Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that “Caitlyn Jenner” was not a valid answer.
As a kid I was forced to walk the plank… We couldn’t afford a dog
As a kid I was forced to walk the plank… We couldn’t afford a dog
What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax.
What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax.
My 6yo’s homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!
My 6yo’s homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep that teacher knows about DUIs alright!
[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube – You Can Do It} Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa – Push It}
[wife in labor] *i press play on cassette {Ice Cube – You Can Do It} Wife:WHAT THE HELL Me: sorry hun *ff to {SaltNPeppa – Push It}
How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars
How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars
Like Bjork always says, “When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets.”
Like Bjork always says, “When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets.”
A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day… Apparently “in HD” was not an acceptable answer.
A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day… Apparently “in HD” was not an acceptable answer.
The AutoZone guy said my battery was out of juice but he didn’t say which kind so I’m going with kiwi strawberry.
The AutoZone guy said my battery was out of juice but he didn’t say which kind so I’m going with kiwi strawberry.
I like making babies… Unsuccessfully, of course.
I like making babies… Unsuccessfully, of course.