I found if you put the right stickers on your cooler and walk as fast as you can they’ll let you in any part of the hospital you want.
elephants are scared of mice they’re like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]
elephants are scared of mice they’re like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]
NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i’ll ask my mom
NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i’ll ask my mom
Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave.
Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave.
Good friends help you move. Great friends help you move bodies.
Good friends help you move. Great friends help you move bodies.
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping
Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts? He hates camping
I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways.
I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways.
I identify with sleeping… Yeah, I’m a nap-kin.
I identify with sleeping… Yeah, I’m a nap-kin.
My friends think my cat is loyal and selective with his affection, but the truth is that I don’t have any friends.
My friends think my cat is loyal and selective with his affection, but the truth is that I don’t have any friends.
Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed.
Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed.