Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. “A lemon tree, Watson”.
Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow? He is well known for being outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow? He is well known for being outstanding in his field.
Did you hear what that guy said to the Reddit moderator the other day? **[Deleted]**
Did you hear what that guy said to the Reddit moderator the other day? **[Deleted]**
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? It’s two tired.
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? It’s two tired.
Women are like cars… Only the broken ones stick around.
Women are like cars… Only the broken ones stick around.
Why did Simba’s father die? He couldn’t Move Fasa
Why did Simba’s father die? He couldn’t Move Fasa
I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It’s a win win situation, either she’s still alive or my inheritance just came in.
I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It’s a win win situation, either she’s still alive or my inheritance just came in.
How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus.
How do stoners travel? On the canna-bus.
The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk
The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk
I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off.
I used to go out with a girl who had a wooden leg. Everything went smoothly, then I broke it off.