A joke about the mods [removed]
My sex life is like Antares rocket. – It takes huge amount of help to make it happen – It’s really expensive – It ends with “It’s ok honey, it can happen to anyone”
My sex life is like Antares rocket. – It takes huge amount of help to make it happen – It’s really expensive – It ends with “It’s ok honey, it can happen to anyone”
I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven’t heard from them since. Best decision ever
I showed my family facebook a few years ago, and haven’t heard from them since. Best decision ever
If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I’ll probably pick December, January and July.
If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I’ll probably pick December, January and July.
what does an 80 year old woman taste like? depends..
what does an 80 year old woman taste like? depends..
I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America
I like my coffee how I like my women Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America
I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless.
I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless.
Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor.
Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor.
Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree? because im a black man you racist
Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree? because im a black man you racist
My sister has promised to sing at my funeral. I hope she goes before I do.
My sister has promised to sing at my funeral. I hope she goes before I do.