A bogey man who’s a pretty good guy is… Snot Bad.
My Thai girlfriend said to me that a tiny penis should’t be a problem in a relationship. I still wish she didn’t have one.
My Thai girlfriend said to me that a tiny penis should’t be a problem in a relationship. I still wish she didn’t have one.
I never thought I’d buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned.
I never thought I’d buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned.
So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He’s currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho.
So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He’s currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho.
Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand? She needs the other to moan.
Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand? She needs the other to moan.
What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!
What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they’ve no pockets to put things in !
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they’ve no pockets to put things in !
I’m really sick of my job. It’s always “copy this”, “print that”, “you left your bra in the break room again.”
I’m really sick of my job. It’s always “copy this”, “print that”, “you left your bra in the break room again.”
Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth.
Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth.
Cyclists who don’t obey the rules of the road should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.
Cyclists who don’t obey the rules of the road should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.