Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion.
“Happy Monday,” said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality.
“Happy Monday,” said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality.
What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease? Stephen Walkin
What do you call Stephen Hawking before he got motor neuron disease? Stephen Walkin
My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: “Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium.”
New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: “Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium.”
What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before…
What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before…
I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I’ve seen in a long time.
I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I’ve seen in a long time.
What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty.
What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty.
I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already
I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already
You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees