Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute
Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute
Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game? Cuz you know something’s about to go down. Im sorry
Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game? Cuz you know something’s about to go down. Im sorry
What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They’re both pricks in oversized hoods.
What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They’re both pricks in oversized hoods.
My friend said “Women directors have never had major success with a live action film” So I said, “Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy.”
My friend said “Women directors have never had major success with a live action film” So I said, “Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy.”
When I see your face, there’s not a thing I would change …. except the direction I’m walking in.
When I see your face, there’s not a thing I would change …. except the direction I’m walking in.
Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it’s not called a purconow.
Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it’s not called a purconow.
I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28
I’m trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28
I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.
I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.
If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I’d probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it.
If you gave me a blowjob while in the shower, I’d probably shampoo and condition your hair while you do it.