How can you tell if a potato is baked? It’s [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy.
What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple.
What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple.
Do you know where my mexican hat is? – It’s somewhere bro.. Fine…a sombrero, but what I’m asking is have you seen it?
Do you know where my mexican hat is? – It’s somewhere bro.. Fine…a sombrero, but what I’m asking is have you seen it?
SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!
SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!
What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven’t got your wifle.
What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven’t got your wifle.
What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun
What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun
What’s the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
What’s the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage
What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage
Marijuana should’ve been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage no, really, so I can stop seeing this fucking joke
Marijuana should’ve been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage no, really, so I can stop seeing this fucking joke
You find it offensive. I find it funny, that’s why I’m happier than you.
You find it offensive. I find it funny, that’s why I’m happier than you.