What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven’t got your wifle.
What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun
What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun
What’s the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
What’s the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor? Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!
What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage
What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage
Marijuana should’ve been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage no, really, so I can stop seeing this fucking joke
Marijuana should’ve been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage no, really, so I can stop seeing this fucking joke
A pithy Mexican enters a store… and he said: “two bags of chips, pork flavor!”
A pithy Mexican enters a store… and he said: “two bags of chips, pork flavor!”
Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is “Either way, you get your pet back”.
Doctor Griffith offers both Veterinary and Taxidermy services. His tag line is “Either way, you get your pet back”.
What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I’ll see myself out)
What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I’ll see myself out)
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia
Snow in the forecast… …and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, “Fat chance, with a face like that!”
Snow in the forecast… …and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, “Fat chance, with a face like that!”