Category: Farmer jokes

PLATO: I’m famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph– It’s for relationships where nobody’s getting laid

Boy-Girl Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No… Girl: I am the principal’s daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No… Boy: Good! *walks away*

How does Carrot Top have sex? Gingerly. *(Source: The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson)*

I saw a woman about to jump off a cliff. “You want to have sex first”, I asked. She said, “no” so I said “OK, I’ll wait for you at the bottom!”

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball

Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don’t study for the test you’ll be in alkynes of trouble.

What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!

Soup Person1 my alphabet soup is telling me a message. Person 2 what is it saying? Person1: oooooo Person 2 *sigh* Those are cheerios

Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever.