6, holding a pic of me pregnant with him, “Why are you SO FAT?” Me, “You’re inside my tummy.” 6, “That’s DISGUSTING.” Me, “It gets worse..”
A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me.
A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.
Has anyone’s leg ever become pregnant with puppies?
Has anyone’s leg ever become pregnant with puppies?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn’t matter. Feminists can’t change anything.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn’t matter. Feminists can’t change anything.
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald’s on Friday night in Iowa? Prom
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald’s on Friday night in Iowa? Prom
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? …
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? …
What new feature will the next Star Wars movie have that the old ones didn’t? Han-free
What new feature will the next Star Wars movie have that the old ones didn’t? Han-free
[sees girl reading The Bible] “Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls.”
[sees girl reading The Bible] “Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls.”
Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy…
Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy…