Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy…
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball. I’ll be spending the day praying for it like she asked.
Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball. I’ll be spending the day praying for it like she asked.
[Last Supper] Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body *holds up wine* This is my blood And this is Sparta! *kicks Judas into a pit*
[Last Supper] Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body *holds up wine* This is my blood And this is Sparta! *kicks Judas into a pit*
How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It’s not hard.
How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It’s not hard.
I was thinking about donating some money to my local hospital… But then I realized they’d probably just spend it on drugs.
I was thinking about donating some money to my local hospital… But then I realized they’d probably just spend it on drugs.
Knock Knock… 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Knock Knock… 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!
Why doesn’t America knock? Because freedom rings
Why doesn’t America knock? Because freedom rings