Did you hear the joke about your mother’s cooking? It’s in bad taste.
Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: ..
Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: ..
HER: [she puts her hand down my pants] mm what do we have in here ME: [sweatin because thats where I keep my chicken mcnugget stash] nothin
HER: [she puts her hand down my pants] mm what do we have in here ME: [sweatin because thats where I keep my chicken mcnugget stash] nothin
What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!
What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field…
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field…
Joke I just made up: what’s a neo nazis favorite sports drink? White powerade!
Joke I just made up: what’s a neo nazis favorite sports drink? White powerade!
One thing that watching cartoons have taught us. Gravity only works if you look down.
One thing that watching cartoons have taught us. Gravity only works if you look down.
PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)
PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)
Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S
Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S