I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don’t worry, I beat it single handedly.
I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas
I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas
My Life Thats the joke
My Life Thats the joke
How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.
How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.
What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!
What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!
Did you hear the joke about your mother’s cooking? It’s in bad taste.
Did you hear the joke about your mother’s cooking? It’s in bad taste.
What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels.
What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels.
Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin’ Common.
Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin’ Common.
I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!
I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.