What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn’t charge any money? Fritatas
What did the hurricane say to Hillary? I didn’t know disasters can run for office
What did the hurricane say to Hillary? I didn’t know disasters can run for office
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t reference any other achievements?
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t reference any other achievements?
Why don’t blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!
Why don’t blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!
There’s a easter parade in my pants…wanna go?
There’s a easter parade in my pants…wanna go?
gotta ove Valentines Day roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a good poet, …you’re hot.
gotta ove Valentines Day roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a good poet, …you’re hot.
I held the door … open for a gorgeous blonde at the bar last night. My wife said, “You’ve never held the door open for me.” I said, “What about that time you threatened to leave?”
I held the door … open for a gorgeous blonde at the bar last night. My wife said, “You’ve never held the door open for me.” I said, “What about that time you threatened to leave?”
What did one orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan? Robin, get in the Batmobile.
Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him.
My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him.