Teacher: “Name six wild animals”Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?”Pupil:”You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !”
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?”Pupil:”You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !”
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
Tarzan was tired when he came home.”What have you been doing”, asked Jane.”Chasing a herd of elephants on vines””Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”
Tarzan was tired when he came home.”What have you been doing”, asked Jane.”Chasing a herd of elephants on vines””Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”
What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !
What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !
What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !
What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !
What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !
Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant.”?Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”
Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant.”?Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”