What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !
Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Why do elephants do well in school ?Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !
Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !
Teacher:”To which family does the elephant belong ?”Pupil:”I dont know, nobody I know owns one !”
Teacher:”To which family does the elephant belong ?”Pupil:”I dont know, nobody I know owns one !”
What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
Teacher: “Name six wild animals”Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”
Teacher: “Name six wild animals”Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?”Pupil:”You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !”
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?”Pupil:”You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !”
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
Tarzan was tired when he came home.”What have you been doing”, asked Jane.”Chasing a herd of elephants on vines””Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”
Tarzan was tired when he came home.”What have you been doing”, asked Jane.”Chasing a herd of elephants on vines””Really ?”, said Jane. “I thought elephants stayed on the ground !”