Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?When its a baby elephant !
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they dont know how to cook !
Why do elephants eat raw food ?Because they dont know how to cook !
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !
Whats the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ?About 3,000 miles !
Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !
Whats the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?A gooseberry is green !
What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !
What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, “You know you really need help””Yes I do”, said the elephant, “get this kid off my foot !”
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, “You know you really need help””Yes I do”, said the elephant, “get this kid off my foot !”