Category: Elephant jokes

In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don’t bother asking for the password, because it’s totally “Cornhole Explosion”.

Whenever I hear about a man jumping off a bridge I can’t help but wonder how long he was dating my ex.

What’s the difference between an Elephant and a post box? Well, if you don’t know I’m definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What do you call a little Lannister when winter finally comes? Peter Shrinklage

Obama is visiting India! Indian government has installed 15000 CCTV cameras. Come on! Just cause he is Black, he won’t steal!

6, holding a pic of me pregnant with him, “Why are you SO FAT?” Me, “You’re inside my tummy.” 6, “That’s DISGUSTING.” Me, “It gets worse..”

A brother and sister are having sex The sister tells her brother: You are better than dad. To which the brother replies: I know, mom told me.

The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.

Has anyone’s leg ever become pregnant with puppies?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn’t matter. Feminists can’t change anything.