Fish Joke of the Day I want to krill myself.
[during sex] him: Im so sorry. This literally never happens [takes out telescope to watch comet]
[during sex] him: Im so sorry. This literally never happens [takes out telescope to watch comet]
If we’ve gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you’ve swam through my pee
If we’ve gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you’ve swam through my pee
What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male.
What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male.
I am a good dancer.hilarious one. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.
I am a good dancer.hilarious one. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.
What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn’t charge any money? Fritatas
What do you call a Mexican hooker who doesn’t charge any money? Fritatas
What did the hurricane say to Hillary? I didn’t know disasters can run for office
What did the hurricane say to Hillary? I didn’t know disasters can run for office
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t reference any other achievements?
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t reference any other achievements?
Why don’t blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!
Why don’t blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!
There’s a easter parade in my pants…wanna go?
There’s a easter parade in my pants…wanna go?