Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?
I do not have bad attitude… I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t.
I do not have bad attitude… I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t.
Anonymous doesn’t hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can’t use a computer.
Anonymous doesn’t hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can’t use a computer.
Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you’re bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it’s known as Squid Pro Quo.
Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you’re bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it’s known as Squid Pro Quo.
Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER… Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan
Wanna Hear a Joke My Ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER… Ge-Get because marriage is such a terrible thing. -Grucle Stan
Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill.
Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill.
I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free
I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free
“How’d you die?” “I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?” “I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen” “Oh..”
“How’d you die?” “I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?” “I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen” “Oh..”
“Needless to say… …”
“Needless to say… …”
What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands.
What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands.