Category: Elephant jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball. I’ll be spending the day praying for it like she asked.

[Last Supper] Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body *holds up wine* This is my blood And this is Sparta! *kicks Judas into a pit*

How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It’s not hard.

I love breakdancing. I don’t do it… Or watch it, even. I just like it because it allows be to sell cardboard to rich white kids.

What do you call an Isis execution recorder A daesh cam

In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don’t bother asking for the password, because it’s totally “Cornhole Explosion”.

Whenever I hear about a man jumping off a bridge I can’t help but wonder how long he was dating my ex.

Probably already been done but… What is wrong with a humorless person? A broken funny bone. I’ll leave now.

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they’re trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.