[Meeting] CEO: as u can see [points to graph w laser] we- BUSINESS CAT:[comes flying across table & just crashes right into a photocopier]
What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
The way to cure your loneliness is to get on out there! But first, be better looking. And stop being yourself, that’s obviously not working.
The way to cure your loneliness is to get on out there! But first, be better looking. And stop being yourself, that’s obviously not working.
What’s a turtle’s favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
What’s a turtle’s favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)
I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase.
I got a job making wallets out of elephant foreskins If you rub the wallet it turns into a suitcase.
The comment threads on YouTube are the trailer parks of the Internet.
The comment threads on YouTube are the trailer parks of the Internet.
A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch.
A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch.
My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn’t matter… …I still wish she didn’t have one though
My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn’t matter… …I still wish she didn’t have one though
What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?
What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ? Where is my shovel ?
Yesterday, I got food poisoning I don’t know when I’ll use it
Yesterday, I got food poisoning I don’t know when I’ll use it