Me: C’mon, baby. Send me a pic. Her: I dunno. Me: Baby, please. I need it. Her: Fine. *Opens pic of pug dressed like a duck* Me: Sweeeeeet
Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)
Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)
Sure, white people can’t say the “N word” but. atleast we can say phrases like, “Thanks for the warning, Officer” and, “Hey, Dad.”
Sure, white people can’t say the “N word” but. atleast we can say phrases like, “Thanks for the warning, Officer” and, “Hey, Dad.”
Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**
Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?
Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?
I do not have bad attitude… I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t.
I do not have bad attitude… I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t.
Anonymous doesn’t hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can’t use a computer.
Anonymous doesn’t hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can’t use a computer.
Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you’re bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it’s known as Squid Pro Quo.
Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you’re bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it’s known as Squid Pro Quo.
How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents
How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents
Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn’t mean that I am studying.
Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn’t mean that I am studying.