[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago
I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas
I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas
My Life Thats the joke
My Life Thats the joke
How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.
How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt.
What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!
What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!
Did you hear the joke about your mother’s cooking? It’s in bad taste.
Did you hear the joke about your mother’s cooking? It’s in bad taste.
Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: ..
Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: ..
HER: [she puts her hand down my pants] mm what do we have in here ME: [sweatin because thats where I keep my chicken mcnugget stash] nothin
HER: [she puts her hand down my pants] mm what do we have in here ME: [sweatin because thats where I keep my chicken mcnugget stash] nothin
What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!
What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother? My name is Paul.