One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that’s what my cell mate tells me.
Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.
Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.
[Bad magician coroner] is this your husband’s body [widow] no [Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband’s body
[Bad magician coroner] is this your husband’s body [widow] no [Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband’s body
Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity… He says “It’s not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family.” Doctor replies, “No the problem is no one runs in your family.”
Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity… He says “It’s not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family.” Doctor replies, “No the problem is no one runs in your family.”
Don’t try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club.
Don’t try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club.
6 year old: daddy look we’ve had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet
6 year old: daddy look we’ve had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet
Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course.
In which month is the NYC fashion week? Fabruary, of course.
My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee’s make milk? Boo-bee’s
My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee’s make milk? Boo-bee’s
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar… …to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar… …to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final