What do you call a horse that is on fire? Neighpalm
My twittercide will be like the final scene in BraveHeart but a doughnut will fall from my hand in slowmo instead of an embroidered hanky.
My twittercide will be like the final scene in BraveHeart but a doughnut will fall from my hand in slowmo instead of an embroidered hanky.
Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They’re afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They’re afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
I was gonna make a joke about black people… , but it’s too dark.
I was gonna make a joke about black people… , but it’s too dark.
Told a girl to text me when she got home. She must be homeless.
Told a girl to text me when she got home. She must be homeless.
Why can’t you hear the bass on Metallica’s And Justice For All album? Because they threw the bass player under the bus.
Why can’t you hear the bass on Metallica’s And Justice For All album? Because they threw the bass player under the bus.
Don’t be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they’ll spend more time manually checking your updates
Don’t be sad when your exes unfollow you. It just means they’ll spend more time manually checking your updates
I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies…. Most likely she’ll lie still
I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies…. Most likely she’ll lie still
I’m bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.
I’m bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on.
Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote.
Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote.