Category: Elephant jokes

“How’d you die?” “I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?” “I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen” “Oh..”

“Needless to say… …”

What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands.

There are two kinds of people: Those who know how to do math in binary, and those who don’t!

Her: Isn’t she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn’t checked her voice mail yet…

The pipes that my plumber installed are leaking… Clearly, he didn’t give a flux.

What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion? A portion.

Policeman: I’ve had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That’s funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

I’m kind of scared. So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven’t pooped it out yet. I’m getting kinda worried, should I go see a doctor or nah?

I caught a friend betting on a hospitalized children’s limbo contest… When I confronted him, I asked, “HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?”