I had my first date last night! Such an underrated fruit.
A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar… …The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar… …The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It’s not hard.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It’s not hard.
I don’t feel bad for the people killed in “Jaws”. When I know where a murderer lives, I don’t go swimming in his bathtub.
I don’t feel bad for the people killed in “Jaws”. When I know where a murderer lives, I don’t go swimming in his bathtub.
Rupert Murdoch today said that he was very touched, by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses’ phone.
Rupert Murdoch today said that he was very touched, by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses’ phone.
What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It’s February 1st. You going to caucas or not?
What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It’s February 1st. You going to caucas or not?
ABORTION BILL A congressional aide asks a politician, “What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?” The politician replied, “Shhhhh — just pay it.”
ABORTION BILL A congressional aide asks a politician, “What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?” The politician replied, “Shhhhh — just pay it.”
What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap’s gonna lose a trailer.
What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap’s gonna lose a trailer.
What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella
What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella
I told my vodka about you.
I told my vodka about you.