Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.
What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second
What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second
I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I’ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I’ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium.
Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium.
In light of recent events… …I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He’d be a great *switch* hitter.
In light of recent events… …I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He’d be a great *switch* hitter.
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days
why don’t blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog.
why don’t blind people skydive? Its scares the heck out of the dog.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Paul Walker.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Paul Walker.
What’s the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain’t gettin’ no Christmas presents!
What’s the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain’t gettin’ no Christmas presents!
If I’ve learned one thing from twitter, it’s how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting.
If I’ve learned one thing from twitter, it’s how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting.