your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this “ur moms so fat” joke exclusively because of her
*sees neighbors bringing in KFC *knocks on door Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed Neighbor: Aw. No, but if there’s- Some KFC?
*sees neighbors bringing in KFC *knocks on door Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed Neighbor: Aw. No, but if there’s- Some KFC?
People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays… But everyone I know has a Mac
People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays… But everyone I know has a Mac
Why does the Buick Century have that name? It’s the average age of someone who drives one.
Why does the Buick Century have that name? It’s the average age of someone who drives one.
My husband: It’d be nice to have a wife who cooked dinner. Me: ooo!! Can we get one?
My husband: It’d be nice to have a wife who cooked dinner. Me: ooo!! Can we get one?
What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second
What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second
I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I’ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I’ll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab.
Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium.
Cheer up grumpy asthmatics by replacing the gas in their inhalers with helium.
In light of recent events… …I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He’d be a great *switch* hitter.
In light of recent events… …I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He’d be a great *switch* hitter.
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days