I started taking Viagra for my sunburn It doesn’t cure it but it sure keeps the sheet off my legs.
Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers.
Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers.
“Please don’t do this,” I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
“Please don’t do this,” I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again.
Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again.
I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home I guess he’s homeless.
Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home I guess he’s homeless.
Astrid was a victim of ID theft Now she has to go get a new one.
Astrid was a victim of ID theft Now she has to go get a new one.
You god damn morons. All these celebrity nudes were leaked by the Illuminati to distract us from important shit like karate and hoverboards.
You god damn morons. All these celebrity nudes were leaked by the Illuminati to distract us from important shit like karate and hoverboards.
The pope is in Israel with a sheik and a rabbi. If they don’t walk into a bar, it’s all for nothing!
The pope is in Israel with a sheik and a rabbi. If they don’t walk into a bar, it’s all for nothing!
What’s the difference between a woman and a video game? I don’t get an erection when I beat a video game.
What’s the difference between a woman and a video game? I don’t get an erection when I beat a video game.